Bob the Scarecrow

By:  Avery, 4th grade

CHAPTER 1: The war of the candie corns

            A long time ago in a cornfield far, far away there was a scarecrow named bob. “attack” yelled general C.C boom! He shot a bazooka and 677,000,000 candie corn men ran in and attacked the surprised crows.

            “Sir Sir” said a trooper “the crows are retreating” “of course they are you fool” said C.C “this is an ambush is it not!?!”

            “Ohhhh yea” said the confused trooper “well I guess your right” he turned around to fight some more but as he had said all the crows had retreated and that would have been the end if it weren’t for trotter the crow and his killer kung-foe.

            A crow came out with a black head band and started chopping around and punching the air “koo-cha! Kung kee! Stok kwa!” he yelled as he chopped the air around him then he stopped and looked at the candie corn troopers tank and ran for his life.

            Bob the scarecrow watched from in the bushes as the troopers talked serious business.

“So you wanna get some lunch?”

“Sure, how about Karikis I heard they have an awesome seafood platter “

“O.K” and the candie corn army were off…

              CHAPTER 2: The invasion of Karikis

            The army walked in and pointed all their guns at the waiter “gimme a double cheese burger now” C.C said suddenly bob the scarecrow came in “not on my watch” he said. He looked at his watch it said let them have a double cheese burger where the twelve o’clock should be figure of speech he thought as he jumped in front of the waiter.

            “I DID NOT THINK OF WHAT I WAS GONNA DO” he yelled at the top of his lungs.

            Then he thought about pulling off some major karate moves but he remembered trotter and ran to the bathroom he came out holding a toilet

“Nice move” said C.C “just gimme the cheese burger and no one gets hurt”

                                    THE (freaky)END