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Nerd Wars Avery, 4th grade
A long time ago in a math class far, far away… “And now you know 3#^y=75%” said Mr. Ben, Lukas a nerd in his class new this and spoke up “Uh Mr. Ben you forgot to add c+70% and carry the 8” he said “oh yes” said Mr. Ben thank you Lucas” when Lucas got home he turned on the T.V suddenly an image irrupted Lucas’s show it was a rather chubby lady with cinnamon bun style hair and purple glasses it said “help me obi wan Jones, you’re my only hope” she said Hmmmm isn’t Jones Mr. Bens last name thought Lucas he went back to the classroom “Mr. Ben” he said “I’ve heard of a guy named obi wan Jones you related to him” “Obi wan Jones now that is a name I have not heard in a long, long time” said Mr. Ben “You know him” said Lucas “Of course I know him he’s me” said Mr. Ben “here” he handed Lucas a pencil. “What’s this” he said “It’s your father’s pencil” said Mr. Ben “we must go to Alderan town” “You know this reminds of a movie” said Lucas “Well get in your land speeder” Mr. Ben said “What in the world is a land speeder?” asked Lucas “oh just get in this car” said Ben, Lucas and Ben rode on for about an hour but every 10 seconds he asked “are we there yet.” Finally they got to a town but it was entirely deserted well deserted of nerds of course. “Well that’s weird” said Ben “this was where you were supposed to train to be a nerd.” “Well I’m pretty much the biggest nerd I can be” said Lucas “Well then I guess you can just… how about you fight the empire” said Ben “Why should I” said Lucas. “I’ll give you a page with smiley faces on it” said Ben “Done” Lucas said So they went to the principal’s office and Lucas, Ben, and Darth (the principle A.K.A the empire) drew their pencils and started writing Darth wrote 2+2=4 Ben wrote E=mc2 and Lucas wrote 45=7^4# *8 well can you guess who won? After the empire was beaten Ben went to Lucas “You did a good job” he said and handed him a sheet of paper with this written on it: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ THE END |