Tuesday, March 13^th, 2008

3:58 PM

Redheadhotty18 has logged in.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – hi, red! how u doin hunny? :)

Redheadhotty18 – hey, granny. im good, how r u? :) hows da hospital 4 u? :O

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – oh, bad as always. >_< have i ever told u the food here is horrible? >:(

Redheadhotty18 – ya, granny. 2 many times, lol. XD

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – I rlly wish I cud c u sumtym. :( It sux being in this hospital all the tym and wit no 1 2 talk 2. D:

Redheadhotty18 – well, we’re getting a webcam next week, so I cud talk 2 u thru that… :\ ur laptop haz a webcam built in, rite? :O

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – yup! :D darn, they’re sayin I gtg take my meds… :( i’ll prolly be asleep 4 a while, lol! XD can’t wait 2 talk 2 u, hun! Ilu! <3

Redheadhotty18 – alrite, granny. i gtg n e wayz, mom sez i gtg do my hw. ilut!

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Tuesday, March 13^th, 2008

7:23 PM

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 has logged in.

Numbah1teamjacobfan has sent you a friend request. Would you like to accept, decline, or block?

Friend request accepted!

Numbah1teamjacobfan – lol hi! :)

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – hey! why’d u send me a friend request? :O

Numbah1teamjacobfan – o, I wuz just lonely. :(

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – aw, I’m sorry, hun! It’s ok, I’m here 4 u! :P

Numbah1teamjacobfan – lol, thanx. :)

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – agl?

Numbah1teamjacobfan – um, 27/m/ky. wut about u?

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – rlly, u live in ky? :O so do i!

Numbah1teamjacobfan – what a coincidence, lol. :P we live in the same place! so, how old r u? :O I can tell ur a girl, lol. XD

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – oh, well, my age is a secret. ;)

Numbah1teamjacobfan – why, u scared? >:) im not a stalker or n e thing, lol.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – well, let’s just say i’m past middle age.

Numbah1teamjacobfan – oh, srry, ma’am. lol, why u on a chat room? :O

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – oh, well, my granddaughter red gets on here so this is how i talk 2 her. :)

Numbah1teamjacobfan – lol, techno-granny, huh? ;D

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – lol, yup! :P

Numbah1teamjacobfan87 – so, u got a family, other than ur granddaughter? :O

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – no, she’s mostly all i got. my daughter, red’s mother, well, we’ve been on the outs 4 a while, and my husband died a few yrs ago…

Numbah1teamjacobfan – aw, I’m srry, ma’am. well, we’re 2 of a kind. i don’t have n e family either, they all died. :’(

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – well, I guess we r similar! :P

Numbah1teamjacobfan – lol yup. :) so, what’s red lyk?

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – well, she’s in highschool… luvs shopping, hanging wit her frendz, ur average gurl, mostly. :P

Numbah1teamjacobfan – maybe if we lived in close enuff cities we cud meet, hahaha. :D

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – hehe, yeah…

Numbah1teamjacobfan – so, wut city DO u live in? :O

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – oh, well, our whole family lives in louisville. :P wut about u? :O

Numbah1teamjacobfan – i live in louisville too. :)

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – yah, i guess u guys cud meet sumtym…

Numbah1teamjacobfan – hopefully soon.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – uhh, yah… sure… soon, i guess…

Numbah1teamjacobfan – i was hoping more of… tomorrow, perhaps?

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – um, no. i said soon, not immediately.

Numbah1teamjacobfan – well, if you won’t comply, alternate arrangements can be made.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – what do you mean?

Numbah1teamjacobfan – well, I doubt there are many girls listed under the name ‘red’ at the local highschools… I’ll simply have to look through a list of students and I’ll be able to track her down.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – no, you can’t!!!

Numbah1teamjacobfan – well, then… tell me the password to your account.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – what are you playing at?! why do you want it?!! i could call the police right now!

Numbah1teamjacobfan – but they couldn’t get there fast enough. by the time you’ve called a nurse who’ll call the police who will try to track me down, i’ll have probably already found red. there’s no use. give it to me.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 - … alright. but only on the condition that you don’t harm a single hair on my little girl’s head!

Numbah1teamjacobfan – i promise.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 - … my password is porchshouter111.

Numbah1teamjacobfan – thank you. and… goodbye.

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Wednesday, March 14^th, 2008

5:47 PM

Redheadhotty18 has logged in.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – hey, gumdrop! how r u doing? :)

Redheadhotty18 – hi, granny! :P i’m good, how r u?

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – i’m wonderful. :) how was ur day?

Redheadhotty18 – ugh, we had 2 take dis stupid test 2day in math… i mean, srsly! D:< who carez about algebra??? I don’t! N e wayz, hows the hospital? :P they treatin u well? hows the food? :O

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – oh, um… it’s great! :)

Redheadhotty18 - …i thought u sed it wuz horrible… :\

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – oh, well, 2day it wuz good! :D

Redheadhotty18 – um, alrite… :\

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – so, red, r we gunna be able 2 c each other soon? :)

Redheadhotty18 – umm… i told u, lyk, a day ago dat we’d be able to talk on webcam next week… :\

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – oh, yah… srry, forgot, lol. :) bein old is tuff, huh, hunny? :P

Redheadhotty18 – hey, granny… u okay? u seem sorta out of it… :\

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – oh, yah, i’m fine. :) just a little tired.

Redheadhotty18 – wut, did u not sleep well last nite or sumting? :O

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – no, that’s not it…

Redheadhotty18 – welllll, then wut is it? :|

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – i’m tired of you being a stupid little brat.

Redheadhotty18 – wut?! wut r u talking about, granny!?

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – red, i’m not your ‘granny’.

Redheadhotty18 – then who r u?!! why r u pretending 2 be my granny!?

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – i’m no one of consequence. but you and i, red, we will be very close soon… VERY close.

Redheadhotty18 – WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT!!! WHO R U ?!!

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Bowflexismybff46 – Hey, baby doll! I’m at the station right now, but I’ll be home around 6:30.

Redheadhotty18 – DAD! HELP! THERE’S A CREEPER WHO’S PRETENDING TO BE GRANNY, AND THEY SAID THAT WE WERE GONNA BECOME REALLY CLOSE SOON, AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! HELP, PLEASE!

Bowflexismybff46 – Calm down, Red! Now, slow down and explain!

Redheadhotty18 – ok, ok! so, this creepy stalker person apparently took over granny’s account and was acting really weird and i knew that sumthing waz up, but then they told me that they weren’t granny and that soon, we would be ‘very close’. daddy, help me!

Bowflexismybff46 – What did this person say when you noticed they were acting strange?

Redheadhotty18 – umm… they asked when we cud c each other next, and i had told granny yesterday that we cud talk on webcam in about a week…

Bowflexismybff46 – Hm… Alright, I’ll talk to this Granny impersonator. I think I know who it is.

Redheadhotty18 – THANK YOU, DADDY!!!!!!!!

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Bowflexismybff46 – So, Granny.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – yes, dear? :)

Bowflexismybff46 – Do you know who I am?

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – oh, of course, dear! :)

Bowflexismybff46 – Do you know where I work?

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – why wouldn’t i? :O

Bowflexismybff46 – Apparently not. I work at the police station, and you, my friend, are under arrest.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – WHAT?!!

Bowflexismybff46 – According to what my daughter told me, you are Jack O. Landurne, alias ‘Big Bad Wolf’ among your fellow stalkers.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – wh-what?! How did you know?!

Bowflexismybff46 – Well, you obviously didn’t do your research on your target, Landurne. You would have then known that Red would be talking to her grandmother on a webcam next week. Luckily for us, you were stupid enough to not have known that, and thus giving me a vital clue as to your identity. Since you are the most prominent criminal in the Louisville area for offenses of this type, I knew immediately it was you. You and your little friends will be in custody within the hour.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – fine… i surrender.

Bowflexismybff46 – We’ll have tracked down your IP address and will be there shortly. Don’t try to resist. And, before you leave, be sure to change the password back to its original state.

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Sunday, March 18^th, 2008

2:12 PM

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 has logged in.

Redheadhotty18 – GRANNY! :D

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – red, it’s so good to see you! :)

Redheadhotty18 – so, you got your webcam up and running? :P

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – yup! just to warn you though, i’m certainly not as young as i used to be, lol. ;)

Redheadhotty18 – i think i can handle it, lol. :P

Redheadhotty18 has activated their webcam.

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 has activated their webcam.

Redheadhotty18 – good to see you, granny. :)

Youkidsgetoffmylawn87 – good to see you too, red. :P

Irunwiththepack4ever has logged in.

Irunwiththepack4ever – hey, red. remember me?